Panicked message from Peter N.: “I’m in western Canada for business this week, and was innocently spinning (coach note: can one spin guiltily?) this AM and came upon the message in attached photo which totally freaked me out. Coincidence? I think not 
You guys get around!”
Yes, Peter, with Ironman Lake Placid so near, your coaches are monitoring you and your teammates especially close now. This is our job. You were trying to squeeze 120 mile loop with two mountain passes – we needed to warn you away. And do you think we did not see last Saturday Lake Placid team’s “Candy Man”/Ben & Jerry’s sequential Brick? And right now: Ken – recharging battery in your bike frame? Mandy – adjust your shorts. Nicole – put your running shoes down… we know you are trying to sneak in 10 miler. Damn Renee – fishing again? Crissy – corporal punishment was abolished, let go of the ruler and that kid. Becs – watching reruns of Flight of the Conchords at work is not productive. Arnel, oh, Arnel… shame on you.
